Tuesday, 19 February 2008
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About Me
- Steph
- We have two blogs, The Cheekiedogs blog which is meant to be nothing more than a media dump but I've yet to get round to dumping things in it and my second attempt at The Cambridge Diet but this time is going to be a success!!
Meet The Cheekiedogs.
Phoenix
Phoenix is a woeful middle aged black and tan crossbreed. He is not above using "the oh woe is me" face to ensure all attention is emphazised on him, infact he'll stoop to any means to makes sure the spot light never leaves him shaded but his favourite strayegy is definately a heartrendering one. He's the little one out the trio so such tatics usually work too.
His turn ons / turn offs
He likes sleeping in late, walks in the park, chasing moving objects (even imaginary ones) when he legs will let him, his favourite treats are a suculent marrow bone or a batch of homemade biccies.
He doesn't like being maltreated, crushed. chewed, thrashed, thwacked, walloped or used as an implment of sleep by his fur siblings.
Health Problems
Selective deafness!!!
He sufferes from onekidneyitis but it doesn't slow him down.
Gobbeshyteotis
Hobbies
Bin raiding.
Reno
Bin raiding
Sky Remote consumption
hoarding household objects
Nala
Nala is the girl of the gang but you wouldn't think it, girl's got more bass in her voice than any subwoofer. She may look like dobermann, talk like a dobermann, walk like a dobermann but she's just a doberwuss. She's so pretty and has nothing but love to give you. She's also motherhen and makes sure the boys ears are clean (wub)
Her turns ons / turn offs
She likes cuddles and a sofa to chill out on. Loves nothing more than a big field so she can run round in increasing and decreasing sizes circles til her little heart is content. Barking at rougue air currents and such.
She doesn't like little dogs (they scare her) the clothes horse (it scares her) wind (it scares her) cats (they scare her) rabbits (they scare her) pretty much scurd of everything.
Health Problems.
Gobbeshyteotis (it's a pandemic within the Cheekiedog Household)
scurdofeverythingemosis
OCDCurcal syndrome
Hobbies
bin raiding ( clearly a Cheekiedog fav past time)
Circles
Phoenix is a woeful middle aged black and tan crossbreed. He is not above using "the oh woe is me" face to ensure all attention is emphazised on him, infact he'll stoop to any means to makes sure the spot light never leaves him shaded but his favourite strayegy is definately a heartrendering one. He's the little one out the trio so such tatics usually work too.
His turn ons / turn offs
He likes sleeping in late, walks in the park, chasing moving objects (even imaginary ones) when he legs will let him, his favourite treats are a suculent marrow bone or a batch of homemade biccies.
He doesn't like being maltreated, crushed. chewed, thrashed, thwacked, walloped or used as an implment of sleep by his fur siblings.
Health Problems
Selective deafness!!!
He sufferes from onekidneyitis but it doesn't slow him down.
Gobbeshyteotis
Hobbies
Bin raiding.
Reno
Reno is the youngster of the trio, he's energetic and boisterious, he's also a thug and a hooligun. Don't be fooled by those puppydog looks, he might be able to win you over with his charm and charisma but believe me, it's all a ploy, once he's sucked you in he'll relieve you of ANY food that may be in your posession, steal your shoes and devour them. He just doesn't realise that he weighs 30kg and it hurts when he bounds over to you for that cuddled or the morning greeting winds you, oh no he still thinks he's some 7kg puppy!!!
His turn ons / turn offs.
He likes long runs in the hills and woods, barking randomly at random objects. Chewings his sisters ears. His favourite treat would be anything at all that's edible . . . or not, he doesn't seem to know the difference.
He doesn't like being removed from the bin or having his bounty of my shoes, keys, bag, sky remote, mobile, socks, underwear, mail, anything else I happen to leave about the place being removed from his bed, takes him at least a day to gather it all back up.
Health Problems
Gobbeshyteotis
Selective deafness
paininthearseimosis
HobbiesBin raiding
Sky Remote consumption
hoarding household objects
Nala
Nala is the girl of the gang but you wouldn't think it, girl's got more bass in her voice than any subwoofer. She may look like dobermann, talk like a dobermann, walk like a dobermann but she's just a doberwuss. She's so pretty and has nothing but love to give you. She's also motherhen and makes sure the boys ears are clean (wub)
Her turns ons / turn offs
She likes cuddles and a sofa to chill out on. Loves nothing more than a big field so she can run round in increasing and decreasing sizes circles til her little heart is content. Barking at rougue air currents and such.
She doesn't like little dogs (they scare her) the clothes horse (it scares her) wind (it scares her) cats (they scare her) rabbits (they scare her) pretty much scurd of everything.
Health Problems.
Gobbeshyteotis (it's a pandemic within the Cheekiedog Household)
scurdofeverythingemosis
OCDCurcal syndrome
Hobbies
bin raiding ( clearly a Cheekiedog fav past time)
Circles