Reno Representing

Hi, the woman who dishes out the scran was meant to running this place, turns out she's pretty useless so I'll be giving you the low down on The Cheekiedogs happenings.

This morning I got busted for being in the bin again, come on, woman had pork chops for her dinner and threw the best bits away!!! How could I not attempt to retreive it from that treasure chest she calls a bin. She took us out this morning to the woods but kept whinging about a headache, all I know is she went out last night and came home smelling of keebab, I swear she does it on purpose. Keebab, I never got any keebab. Where's Reno's Keebab eh? The abuse I endure in this house is overkill man!! Anyway I digress we get half round the woods and Nala decides she wants to run in circles the other way round and crashes right into me, she's such a ditz, she didn't even realise just carried on running, no apology, nowt, lost my sent trail and it was a good one too, reckon there would of been some tasty eats at the end of that. I found the muddest puddle in the world ever!! Always looks like so much fun to drive right in there and I always do I can't help myself, it's like it screams to me "JUMP IN RENO" and I just have too, so kewl, I like to mess with the woman too, go bounding over to her covered in mud and she shierks everytime "no no Reno go away" arhhh so funny. We come home and I decide it's about time for nap in front of the fire, woman's made herself a brew and is lay on the sofa watching flashy light box thing that makes loads of noise, she never tells it to shut up, I ask Nala or Phoenix if they wanna play or the sofa, cushion, clothes horse whoever and I can told to shut up what's up with that!! And I'll ask again Where's Reno's Keebab? Anyway she looks pretty tired I'll let her think I'm alseep and as soon as she closes her eyes that brew is mine!!!



Reno Out!